Lieing your way out of a problemo

Ever been in trouble and not know what to say?

Well here's some tips:

When caught,:

#1: Make sure the story is believable

Not like, ex: "A marshan stole my homework!"

Why? Because your teacher and you probably haven't seen Marshans walking around in this world!

#2: Don't pause and black out then smile like this looking like there's still hope cause teachers can read minds!

#3: Make sure you can stick that ONE story, otherwise your really in big trouble.

Ex:To your math teacher, "I read to the blind on Wednesday Nights, that's why I didn't do my homework last night."
To your social studies teacher, "I hepled volunteer bake cookies for a fundraiser last Wednesday night."
It doesn't really blend if you know what I mean.

If you need excuses, post for one below and I'll try to reply